Thousand perky headcount

Sunny side up brussel sprout breakfast hash (with thousand island dressing)

26 January 2021

Hello and welcome! This is where I feed the Tor consensus to my roomates, friends, and loved ones :)

The random recipe name generated by the consensus today was "thousand perky headcount". I decided to try making a thousand island salad dressing from scratch, and serving it on the side of a brussel sprout breakfast hash. The sunny-side up eggs make it perky, and brussel sprouts look like tiny heads of cabbage.

The thousand island dressing was a complete experiment. Traditionally, it's made with a mayonnaise and ketchup base but I went with plain yogurt and chili sauce instead. The rest of the ingredients are pretty typical of thousand island dressing. I personally liked the savory yogurt adaptation, and it had the same look and texture to thousand island dressing.

I left out a lot of the measurements for the breakfast hash because it really depends on how many people you're feeding. I have 4 roommates and used about 2 fist-sized potatoes per person.

Ingredients for the dressing: Ingredients for the breakfast hash: Instructions:
  1. Soak and/or microwave your chopped potatoes ahead of time to reduce cooking time and increase crispiness.
  2. Mix all of the ingredients for the dressing and let sit in the fridge while you make the rest of the meal.
  3. Preheat oven to 400F (200C).
  4. Spread potato medley on a baking sheet and coat in 1Tbps cooking oil. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, and cayenne to taste. Roast in the oven for 15-20 minutes (cooking times may vary) or until almost soft on the inside and starting to crisp on the outside.
  5. Stir to unstick potatoes from the baking sheet. Add the brussel sprouts to the baking sheet and let roast for an additional 15-20 minutes. The sprouts should be tender but still vibrant.
  6. Heat cooking oil in a large skillet and add the chopped peppers and onion. Cook until the onions are translucent and the peppers are soft (about 2 minutes).
  7. Add enough of the roasted potato and brussel sprout medley to the skillet to cover the bottom of the pan. Crack eggs on top of the medley (I used 8 for 5 people) and cover. Let sit undisturbed until the eggs are cooked to to your taste.
And then serve hot, with the extra potatoes and your thousand island dressing on the side :)

Reception

This recipe went over very well! I was expected the thousand island dressing to be contentious, but everyone seemed to like it (though it was on the spicy side). If I made this again, I'd probably cut down the amount of chilli sauce to half a tablespoon.

Most of these ingredients aren't essential of course. Breakfast hash can have pretty much whatever you want in it, so it's a great recipe to clear out your fridge with.